A sour candy fell on the floor and this happened. She did this for about an hour
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orange is the new black meme | 8 inmates"i’m crazy. i’m a crazy person. there is something really wrong with me."
everyone is finding boyfriends and I’m just sitting here like
so my school gave me a kit
and of course it came with a condom
a razor and shaving cream so i can shave for the guy if i wanna
but then i realized….
they gave me mac and cheese
i gave my roommate an extra condom because
id much rather have my mac and cheese then be with a dumb boy
for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.
he keeps getting stuck in the couch
this is my dog brian stuck in our couch in case u missed it