minithecorgi:

A sour candy fell on the floor and this happened. She did this for about an hour


crrabs:

who is junglejim4322@yahoo.com?


orange is the new black meme | 8 inmates

"i’m crazy. i’m a crazy person. there is something really wrong with me."

curtisplease:

everyone is finding boyfriends and I’m just sitting here like
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grandmaspubes:

frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

Creepy boys’ anthem


dumbkawaii:

so my school gave me a kit 

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and of course it came with a condom

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and also

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a razor and shaving cream so i can shave for the guy if i wanna 

but then i realized….

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they gave me mac and cheese

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i gave my roommate an extra condom because

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id much rather have my mac and cheese then be with a dumb boy



clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive


allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 


emojustinyoung:

emojustinyoung:

he keeps getting stuck in the couch

this is my dog brian stuck in our couch in case u missed it


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